Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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