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  • Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:28pm

    Wow these tfln suck so bad people have to make there own little reputatios jokes to stay entertained. all of them SUCK you are all trying to get your own and they all suck. The firstys the pretzels the wtfwjd guy the backwards man all of you suck at least soviet guy made me laugh the first time I read it.

    • 52 95
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:31pm

      Firsty wants to be your frieeeend :)

    • 55 88
      Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 5:50pm

      That's what jesus would do

    • 54 69
      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:17am

      Dude, have you heard of punctuation?

  • 75 59
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 3:22am

    @Rosamondmoonpie thank you for your words. Some people are willing to kill any firsty people and anyone who comments on firsty. I just don't get the anger it insights on here? Doesn't it just make you thirsty? Lmao anonymooses.

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:54am

    Somebody fuck me!

  • 66 53
    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:30pm

    @im_twelve. \n\nI'm twelve and I don't get this. \n\nI did it for the lulz

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 20, 10 at 6:03pm

    Well obviously you have some serious skills. :D

  • 71 70
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 8:26am

    You get a kick from trying to appear more superior than you are. How droll of you. I don't hate people based on what they do on an iPhone app. I am Muslim therefore I won't argue with your ignorance any longer. J/K bring it on.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:23am

    Anonymous it's difficult to hold an intelligent debate with someone who lacks basic common sense. The voice of the people? Who made you the voice of TFLN? Stoopid.

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 20, 10 at 6:03pm

    As a certified appraiser, please call me to determine your mouths' value.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:10am

    Anonymous WTF is your problem? This is the last place left on the Internet? You have no other place to be an ass? Your goal in life is to take over TFLN because you hate the firstys? Wowbag! Your issues run deeper than the firstys.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 12:44am

    Now THAT'S a compliment. Young male Jedi's should learn how to compliment the bobbing young female Jedi's...er...well I see her as female anyways...

  • 65 64
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:09am

    You fight then you make up on here no kissin\nThat's just nasty.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Casanova2012 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:27pm

    He sounds like a smart guy to me, very few girls really know what's up

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:51am

    There was a vote. It was everyone in the world except u and ur two awkward friends uve clung to since high school. Oh and ur mom said she really does want you out of her basement. Come on man, ur 34 yrs old!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by gonegetit on Jul 21, 10 at 1:57am

    Human shit Lloyd!!!!

  • 63 65
    Submitted by karate1974 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:05am

    Rumpspringa

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 8:06pm

    U don't make ppl laugh. U make ppl want to be Amish just to get away from the internet

  • 68 77
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 20, 10 at 10:34pm

    Is Firsty a girl or boy?

    • 58 61
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 11:37pm

      What do you think?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:06am

    Grown ups are stupid I act better than most everybody herr

  • 64 72
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 20, 10 at 8:45pm

    Barack?

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:00am

    See what uve done???

  • 63 75
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:33pm

    Ok firsty I give you some props for being the firsty of firstys but man so many followers tryin to find there own niche

  • 60 71
    Submitted by MP9090 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:55pm

    LLOYD!!!!!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:06am

    Yeah!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:15am

    Anonymous 1:57 WTF has Muslims got to do with anything about TFLN? You are a bigger douchetard than I thought.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 5:14pm

    Sdrawkcab em gnikam era slezterp esehT

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 12:55am

    Ur interested in anon ppl if they're guys huh? Glory hole for u?

  • 60 74
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:16am

    Anonymous people on here if it's so horrible why do you constantly torture yourselves and others by being here? The Amish don't want you and just because the Internet exists doesn't mean you have to use it. Damn finoke.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:02am

    Fristy is not a word you are all so lame give up already get a life

  • 67 89
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 5:36pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 1:55am

    In some cases persecution is a good thing. We're gonna keep throwing electronic rocks at u firsty gayboys until u dwindle away into a bad memory. Like smallpox

  • 60 78
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:40pm

    Ok how old are you firsty be honest you gotta be like 12

  • 50 60
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 4:07am

    I had to correct my word 'insight' to the proper meaning word. The correct word is 'incite'. The grammarnazis would notice.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 1:57am

    And if the majority had to hand over their stuff just because a few tools wanna stir up shit we'd all b run by Muslims. In short, no one wants firsty gayboys on this site.

    • 45 69
      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:20am

      how's the sex with your sister going?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 2:03am

    I'll take advantage of that insurance

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:19pm

    STFU NON ENGLISH SPEAKING DBAG

    • 48 83
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:28pm

      Calm the First down!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:22am

    Where is your comment about the actual text at dirtycabbage? Hush now the grown ups are acting like kids.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:12am

    Oh it's not an attempt at superiority, it's the real thing. Anyone able to base their posts on more than a gimmick is ur better.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:43pm

    HEY danthemon... My "just like in the bible " texts sucked too ! Damn I had all sorts of people pissed... But the firstys are turning out to be fun, we have a beer dingo.. AND a bud dingo.. Plenty of room for everyones texts.... fun stays haters fade and pretzels make me FIRSTY!!! And its all better than the idiot that told everyone to die in a fire..

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 7:56am

    Who says it's anger? U get kicks from acting like downies and other ppl get kicks from letting u know ur acting like downies. And don't deny u hate Muslims too. Even Muslims hate muslims

    • 62 75
      Submitted by glossylu on Jul 23, 10 at 6:19am

      you're gross

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 3:14am

    Anon 1:57 why do you think you speak for all .. on a site anyone w 99 cents and the internet can access.. Since firsty has out lasted many other threads people must be interested . Firstyland does not instigate hate, we often incorporateOthers threads to help them continue , your anger betrays you. The fact that you bother to be upset by fun harmless firsty/ pretzel texts on a public site is sad . The fact that you react with anger is stupid. .. Just like in the bible..... ;0) yup Im back.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:55pm

    Michelle???? You are first lady now. What you and Barack do in private is top secret!!!!! Damn

  • 51 79
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:10am

    Lmao....

  • 51 81
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 20, 10 at 5:52pm

    Sup I'm brohammad ali. I went 10 rounds of beerpong with my boy bro frazier

  • 45 70
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 21, 10 at 9:55am

    Ok so I don't reali care what u guys do but when there is not one single coment about the actual text it us getting pretty sad!! It seems to me that u guys are having fun calling each other names and so forth but could you please continue on a different site thanx

  • 50 81
    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 20, 10 at 5:50pm

    So very lame

    • 50 66
      Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 20, 10 at 6:31pm

      are you in college titans?

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:18am

    Hey, I'm just the voice of the ppl, and they want u out like ur mom wants u out of her basement

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 8:09pm

    If the three ppl in ur grp r the sum of ur appeal then u r a failure. Failure will not b new to u however. Refer to ur bedwetting and inability to maintain erections for examples of this problematic apprenticeship

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 6:07pm

    The comments are firsty funny. It takes skills to be entertaining and danthedick still can't spell. Don't be hating cause you're lame and can't make people laugh.

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:19pm

    These pretzels are making Firsty forwards!