I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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