Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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