So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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