Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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