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  • Submitted by Pernski on Jul 2, 11 at 4:19pm

    F-f-fake...?

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 2, 11 at 5:16pm

    Please be fake.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 2, 11 at 4:57pm

    HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

  • 55 42
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 11 at 10:24pm

    If the tequila isn't fatal, I think the fire may be.

  • 55 46
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 3, 11 at 1:35am

    OP probably meant "twelfth and final", autocorrect or T9 or whatever can get things wrong in pretty funny ways sometimes.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 2, 11 at 5:45pm

    Mrs. Titus?

  • 56 54
    Submitted by onlygayeskimo on Jul 2, 11 at 5:44pm

    No chance for an open casket.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by eveiw on Jul 2, 11 at 8:29pm

    Oh this had better be fake....

  • 50 46
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 3, 11 at 10:12am

    Rockin' obituary dude!

  • 45 41
    Submitted by hayliewilliams on Jul 5, 11 at 1:16am

    stacys mom has got it goin on

  • 51 63
    Submitted by salmoncrayon on Jul 2, 11 at 6:16pm

    The OP most likely doesn't literally mean fatal. Calm down people.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 2, 11 at 11:12pm

    This is TFNL of course it's fake.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 11 at 10:14pm

    Headfirst into a bonfire is a bit severe. Crispy critters anyone?

  • 38 44
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Jul 3, 11 at 8:18pm

    Hahahaha my future!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by TRexxxx on Jul 4, 11 at 4:04pm

    Prince George, British Columbia ;)

  • 37 43
    Submitted by hippiethug on Jul 2, 11 at 9:58pm

    Tequila and fire don't mix.

    • 26 53
      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 2, 11 at 11:49pm

      they mix quite well actually lol

  • 33 36
    Submitted by jprincess on Jul 5, 11 at 11:59am

    Please be a fake!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by ckb71 on Jul 3, 11 at 12:10am

    I don't understand the last sentence?

    • 36 48
      Submitted by ns83 on Jul 3, 11 at 4:20pm

      It makes sense if the mom is speaking of herself in the third person and exaggerating a situation to her kid. Otherwise, somebody could be saying they might emulate mama lush and get themselves dead doing something dumb off tequila.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by tyler02 on Jul 10, 11 at 1:48am

    I need to give my mom sum tequila and get her to stand next to a fire

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Debbiedowner on Jul 3, 11 at 12:13am

    I hate to be a downer but your mom is a louse and this is a gross misuse of the world fatal.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 3, 11 at 10:58am

    Oh my.