i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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