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  • Submitted by Enmor on Jul 28, 10 at 9:12am

    You are a fantastic person.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 9:11am

    Rule 69: It doesn't have to be December 25th for it to be christmas.

  • Submitted by tittydickmoses on Jul 28, 10 at 9:41am

    Gonna be awesome when all the guys cumming buckets over this text find out its from a dude.

  • Submitted by thohug on Jul 28, 10 at 9:16am

    I am gonna call every number in the 614 area code until I find you. You're that awesome!!!

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 28, 10 at 10:10am

    Yes, Virgin, there is a Santa Claus.

  • Submitted by daywalker91 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:24am

    How does anyone consider this a bad night?!?

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 28, 10 at 9:15am

    How does one become a saint in the church? Because you are well on your way.

  • Submitted by Filter on Jul 28, 10 at 10:32am

    You need to reproduce......there should be more people like you in the world!

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    Submitted by catface on Jul 28, 10 at 9:16am

    What a friend. Friends I guess since someone else was needed for the threesome.

  • 84 50
    Submitted by Mikey205 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:05am

    Can you be my friend too please?

  • 87 63
    Submitted by ohirawr on Jul 28, 10 at 5:17pm

    Ah, Columbus.. Stay classy.

  • 92 79
    Submitted by Taipan on Jul 28, 10 at 10:16am

    Well at least you're good for something to someone. Let's hope he doesn't get the STI experience from you as well...

  • 79 58
    Submitted by beastlysucker on Jul 28, 10 at 11:46am

    You, my dear, are a god.

  • 76 55
    Submitted by sirhc on Jul 28, 10 at 3:07pm

    I wish all my chick friends were that way

  • 63 45
    Submitted by raverbaby on Jul 29, 10 at 4:42am

    I'm a Chick and I like you!!

  • 71 69
    Submitted by wrestle614 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:58am

    Where in Columbus can I find you??

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Rafaigon on Jul 29, 10 at 1:57am

    You deserve a trophy.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by blancolex300 on Jul 28, 10 at 5:02pm

    Good girl!

  • 50 44
    Submitted by IMMORTAL_D12 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:04pm

    Will you marry me?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 28, 10 at 10:46pm

    I was aNaL (ized) once and it was an experience I enjoyed greatly. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Threesome, hmmm maybe someday?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 28, 10 at 10:02am

    I love you

  • 64 77
    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:50pm

    Ahh the ol' good samaritan. Classic.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Spambot on Jul 29, 10 at 12:54am

    The daughter of god.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by mswims on Jul 28, 10 at 10:29am

    Hallelujiah!

  • 63 81
    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:41am

    Can I have your # 

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:47pm

    I'm still a vergin... Hellllllppppp meeeeee :(

  • 47 53
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 1:50am

    He had to be a virgin. Who never do a least one of those things. Serious have 69 but bring on the other two.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:31am

    Why aren't more women like you??

    • 42 61
      Submitted by Taipan on Jul 28, 10 at 11:52am

      Because some of them have self respect.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 28, 10 at 2:21pm

    this is how all whores should be..you are a wonderful person

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:09am

    Mmm anal...

  • 46 65
    Submitted by jordan13 on Jul 28, 10 at 3:48pm

    yo, Arcturus, your named after a fucking star constellation. how about YOU get over yourself.

    • 35 53
      Submitted by arcturus0688 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13pm

      The fuck does my alias have to do with her being a prude cunt?

      • 43 57
        Submitted by Taipan on Jul 29, 10 at 12:04am

        Nothing. You go prance around in the stars all you want hon. And I'm not being a "prude cunt" for suggesting that maybe some chicks should learn that they can be more than a sex toy.

        • 41 64
          Submitted by arcturus0688 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:11am

          I am sure those chicks know they can, they just choose not to. Get over it, and yourself. My alias=/=my opinion of myself.

          • 38 56
            Submitted by Taipan on Jul 29, 10 at 12:23am

            Actually many of them suffer from low self-esteem or male attention issues.

            • 61 52
              Submitted by feddokro on Jul 30, 10 at 11:52pm

              Actually, you suffer from the Victorian delusion that women have no sex drive. I am a chick, and I love sex, with or without love behind it. (if the guy knows what he is doing... so not with you)

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:31am

    My hero..

  • 41 56
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:33pm

    Try asking Santa for that

  • 35 45
    Submitted by 5712 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:55pm

    uloool

  • 48 72
    Submitted by cmiyc on Jul 28, 10 at 9:41am

    He is lying, duh.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 19, 10 at 11:38pm

    were are there more girl like this!?

  • 55 90
    Submitted by patsfan5252 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:13pm

    So you had a threesome with another guy, had him screw him up the ass and then 69 with him? You are cruel.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by ackritebatch on Jul 29, 10 at 7:34am

    It's a dude though. The person he's talking about has only given/recieved head. SWIM.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by AXLP on Jul 29, 10 at 5:58am

    What would be funny is if he lied when he told her that so she'd pity fuck him.

  • 45 86
    Submitted by creepshades on Jul 28, 10 at 1:44pm

    Marry me

  • 39 80
    Submitted by iagree on Jul 28, 10 at 9:40am

    I agree

  • 28 62
    Submitted by shadyj1 on Aug 7, 10 at 2:33am

    I think this girl is a nursery caregiver that I know. Nothing she wouldn't do