i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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