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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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