I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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