i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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