Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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