1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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