Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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