My nipple is on Facebook.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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