You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she peed on how many people?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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