How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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