And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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