Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize