Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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