is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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