We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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