So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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