You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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