We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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