i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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