he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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