I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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