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  • Submitted by fairamar on Oct 2, 10 at 2:04pm

    Dear every guy ever, wake me up by eating ME out and you'll get however many sexual acts you want. With sexiness, this girl.

    • Submitted by l8trgal on Oct 2, 10 at 2:58pm

      That's the gospel right there. Gotta warm up the pot if u want something hot!

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      Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 2, 10 at 7:13pm

      i love you soo much

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      Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 6:50pm

      I'm more of a giver anyway.

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Oct 2, 10 at 1:26pm

    You'll be eating outta something but it ain't gonna be her hand if you know what I'm sayin!

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      Submitted by steve11111 on Oct 3, 10 at 3:38pm

      Yes, I think I know what you are saying.

  • Submitted by qtntexas on Oct 2, 10 at 3:15pm

    I do that at least once a week for my bf

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      Submitted by Howbot on Oct 2, 10 at 10:34pm

      I want a girl like you.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 8:34pm

      you rock

  • Submitted by joestxgirl1 on Oct 2, 10 at 2:51pm

    I did that once. We just celebrated our 10 year anniversary :-)

  • Submitted by Intimidator1 on Oct 2, 10 at 1:22pm

    It's funny because it's true.

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 3, 10 at 7:00am

    You mean Mornings with Muffy aren't a standard thing? I love a good mouth full of moose knuckle to start my day. It's part of my balanced breakfast. 45 min of eating out at the Taco Hut and .. Well... You get the picture!

  • Submitted by 00AshHole00 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:55am

    I tried doing that once and got punched in the head, last time I show initiative.

  • Submitted by AlexandraPalone on Oct 2, 10 at 9:54pm

    Um... i thought all girls like waking up with a cock down their throat? What ... only me?

    • Submitted by Optimus_Ty on Oct 3, 10 at 5:19am

      lmfao! you're hilarious.

  • Submitted by briguy987 on Oct 2, 10 at 1:19pm

    Truth

  • Submitted by cheesewhiz on Oct 2, 10 at 1:13pm

    Agreed

  • Submitted by stargazinstarlet on Oct 3, 10 at 2:31am

    Everyone who said bad night must have very unhappy men at home.

  • Submitted by kaitlynshrtr7 on Oct 2, 10 at 8:14pm

    i did that.. best morning ever for both of us

  • Submitted by Jellymann on Oct 2, 10 at 7:12pm

    Ha ya I used to do that to my ex all the time. He'd have great dreams.

  • Submitted by heavyweight420 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:01pm

    Dear every girl ever, wake me up with a sammich and a blunt and I'll do anything you want . From every guy with sense

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      Submitted by LissaSaysTaco on Oct 3, 10 at 4:52pm

      I've actually done that before. But with muffins instead. I've never seen a man so giddy in my life.

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    Submitted by norwillwin on Oct 2, 10 at 6:46pm

    Dear farimar, OK!!!!!

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    Submitted by Jesser916 on Oct 2, 10 at 7:24pm

    This is SO true! your man will love you forever and be smiling every morning just like he should be =]

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Oct 2, 10 at 1:14pm

    Hahaha I love this.

  • Submitted by Endophein on Oct 2, 10 at 1:43pm

    Seriously. Girls never seem to be able to figure this out

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    Submitted by 8765 on Oct 24, 10 at 6:42pm

    i did this to my boyfriend in his friend's basement while they were all upstairs eating breakfast

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    Submitted by steeldude on Oct 2, 10 at 1:21pm

    epic

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    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 28, 10 at 5:25pm

    its way better with to guys ;)

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 2, 10 at 7:15pm

    i love eating girls out. i need anything in return. just dont tell my gf Please

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 3, 10 at 4:52am

    Love doing that for my husband but guess who always has to go to the bathroom?

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    Submitted by jhandy on Oct 4, 10 at 11:34pm

    He won't eat out of your hand, he'll just eventually expect it

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    Submitted by jaymii on Oct 4, 10 at 2:31am

    Awesome I will try this n see if it works lol

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Oct 2, 10 at 4:26pm

    @heavyweight maybe lay off the sammiches cause to be a heavy guy your tool has to be longer than average to get around the fat belly? Just wondering aloud.

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      Submitted by Veritas143 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:32pm

      Unnecessary.. He was just saying a sandwich and a blunt would be nice in the morning.. I mean, who can say no to that?

  • Submitted by pringlepwner on Oct 2, 10 at 1:22pm

    Spittin' truth!

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      Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 2, 10 at 1:58pm

      Spitters are quitters.

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    Submitted by helovesit on Oct 6, 10 at 11:51pm

    I love waking him up that way. We barely get to finish though, I always end up the winner first.

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    Submitted by troublemaker on Oct 18, 10 at 1:51am

    Haha so true

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    Submitted by flexiblesex on Oct 4, 10 at 1:16am

    I did that to my ex boyfriend, he was in lovee. :)

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    Submitted by glossylu on Oct 3, 10 at 5:08pm

    mmm there's a reason you aren't getting one\ntry stroking her mouth when you wake up, that might help

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Oct 2, 10 at 1:28pm

    You're gonna be eatin outta something but it ain't gonna be her hand if you know what I'm sayin!

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    Submitted by Sofiejer on Oct 11, 10 at 5:58pm

    I did that for my husband the other night I got tired of waking up to him fucking me every night I mean can't you do it while I'm awake

  • Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:12pm

    72 girls don't give bj's.

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    Submitted by helovesit on Oct 9, 10 at 12:05am

    Best way to wake him up every time.

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    Submitted by whattagirl on Aug 10, 11 at 4:20pm

    I just did that this morning

  • Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 3, 10 at 9:56am

    I wish my current male companion would let me wake him up this way. :( He hates receiving oral...just breaks my heart.

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      Submitted by majoycreepy69 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:56am

      Well anytime you feel the urge to give, I'll gladly receive. And vice versa

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    Submitted by tgbabe on Oct 9, 10 at 1:11am

    You're from Raleigh, you should be smarter than this. If you a few nice things for a girl, she'll do more back for you. We're more generous, duh.

  • Submitted by yer_mom on Oct 3, 10 at 2:27pm

    I bet u can't understand why you're still single.