My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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