My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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