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  • 75 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:26pm

    Υeah, but drummers give the best footjobs. :)

  • 66 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:48pm

    Woodwinds blow the best wood

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    Cellists have the best vibrato. ;]

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:21pm

    While this is probably true, horn players make the best kissers. Just sayin.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:31pm

    VIOLISTS ARE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:09pm

    I say drummers. We can grip a stick hard without locking up for a long time.

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    They do man...they really do

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:46pm

    Hmmm, but pianists use all fingers at once!

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:44pm

    Our vibrato is killer.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:27pm

    Opera singers have no gag reflex. Just saying.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:43pm

    Percussionists are the best. By far the most versatile. Know how to play with all sorts of instruments ;)

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:50pm

    Since the violin is a hard instrument to play...and the cock is too...naturally we're good at it. ;)

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:46pm

    cello players are much better

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:19pm

    Horn players are good with their mouths in general...ifffff you know what I mean.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:20pm

    Hahah sooo true I play the violin by the way ;)

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:07pm

    You know, I prefer to think that violinists give "phenomenal" hand jobs, but "really good" is close enough :)

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:50pm

    I play the violin.(;

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:44pm

    I've thought this too!!

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:52pm

    11:21, fail. I'm also a violinist and violists rock just as much as violins. String section power!

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:12am

    And trombones do it in seven positions going in and out the whole time.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:19pm

    Band geeks.... All of u.... Enough said

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:13pm

    Only if your penis is the same diameter as a violin neck. I preferred the cellists. ex-wife was a violinist. She couldn't even suck well.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:27pm

    this makes my titties tingle.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:21am

    Well, you should try a flamenco guitarrist....

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:28pm

    Violists are better - larger instruments mean a whole lot more finger strength.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:26pm

    Yup I would know 

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:22pm

    you know who has the best sex though..dancers and cheerleaders cuz we're most flexibleee

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:58pm

    Bass players give good handjobs. One of the major reasons I'm marrying my fiance

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:36pm

    hand jobs suck. unless the girl giving it to me is under 18. then i dont mind!

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:04pm

    White girls who play violin rock

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:48am

    hahah so true about the f-holes! and yeah the guy i'm with says i give the best hand jobs and i've been a violinist for almost 10 years ;)

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:28pm

    flute players give the best blow jobs.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:31pm

    Bass guitar players are the best at fingering.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:28pm

    p.s. 9:07 is totally right.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:18am

    Violin players have passion and dexterous fingers you can't ask for anything better

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:07am

    He's a drummer/guitarist/bassist. I'm a pianist/percussionist. We both sing, so we got the "vocals" down too. ;-) And yeah, neither of us have ever had better partners. If it weren't for gigs, we'd never leave the house!

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:11am

    But brass players blow and finger really well.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:22am

    anyone else here getting the vibe that violinists are just arrogant assholes?

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:33am

    U just took the words right out of my mouth! And......CELLOS!!!

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:20am

    Violinists know how to slide, vibrate, stroke the bow at different speeds. We also have two f-holes. Just so you know.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:25pm

    dude you have no idea! i was with a violin player a month ago, she fucking played with my cock better than i do!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:07pm

    Damn straight! We are good at fingering too...

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:21pm

    Nope there hands lock up painful

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:24pm

    every violinst i know is asian......does that mean asians are good at hand jobs?

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:12pm

    Percussionists are the best. We just like to bang. You know..

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    The sex is even better from them. Though with my experience, they are whores...

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:39pm

    Logically, double bassists. Thicker strings, so more strength but the same agility in the fingers. That said, I'm a violist, and yeah, we're just fucking brilliant at everything.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:27pm

    drummers... they are the hottest too!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    In my own experience... drummers are the best with their hands, woodwinds are horrible kissers, and trumpet players all think they're the biggest (but in their defense they're good with their mouthes). And horn players are good with the hands and mouth.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:38pm

    we do...but you have to find one thats not a square asian first...

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:13pm

    2:21 agreed! Horn players rock at kissing

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:38am

    I play violin :)

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:00pm

    Cello players do it on a chair with their legs spread wide!!!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:52pm

    3:13 go horn players!!!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:05am

    Skin Fluteists are better.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:34pm

    No. they don't. Keyboardists do. Then guitarists. Low brass gives the best oral, though.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:31am

    But guitarist finger better! ;)

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:21pm

    I'm a violinist...and we are by far the best at everyhing and anythig (: and violas...just suck

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:06pm

    maybe that's why i'm interested in learning violin...it's sexual.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:34am

    Uh ya, go listin to David garret, he is tge fastest violinist in the world! I saw him live, he's awesome

  • 32 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:33pm

    And I have decided that my monster cock ramming in your mama's tight little asshole to the tune of the violin is probably going to make her squeal like a stuck pig.