Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize