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  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 16, 11 at 11:26am

    Psh, I'm a 23yr old woman and I say dude all the time. Just because someone starts with "dude" doesn't make them a man.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Aug 16, 11 at 11:53am

    making a sandwich- 5 points

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    Submitted by Vilexxica on Aug 16, 11 at 8:55pm

    Ooookay, you DO realize that unless you're a drooling limbless vegetable, damn near any man will fuck you without a points system? That's how vaginas work, dearest. They have the power. You're doing it wrong.

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      Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 19, 11 at 4:53pm

      An 8" dick or serious sex skills (being great at oral, fingering, or actual sex) trump having a vagina any day.

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 16, 11 at 12:40pm

    I am a woman and I say dude at least a thousand times a day.

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    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 16, 11 at 1:57pm

    Most likely she decided to be a cheating whore and squander a good dick and a decent man on the excitement of getting some strange. Now she has to earn it back. Good for you buddy make her work for it.

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    Submitted by bighjg on Aug 16, 11 at 12:15pm

    100-points striper dance!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by tayyskeet on Aug 16, 11 at 6:44pm

    Rimmion: you must not know the right girls!!! I'd rock a reward system for a fuck;) I'd do anything for a good fuck! Just sayin'.

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    Submitted by rimmion on Aug 16, 11 at 4:39pm

    I'd say the original poster is male, because I don't see a female being THAT desperate for dick.

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    Submitted by Musikchik77 on Aug 17, 11 at 12:28pm

    woooow, what a sexist douchebag

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    Submitted by untameableshrew on Aug 16, 11 at 12:17pm

    It's much more nice than telling her how ugly she obviously must be.

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    Submitted by blazedofglory on Aug 17, 11 at 8:43am

    Damn. That dude has SO much swagger

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    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Aug 16, 11 at 10:41pm

    Sounds like a major dick.

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    Submitted by Eyrka_Dawn on Aug 18, 11 at 12:08pm

    Dude! I know the feeling my sex Boy toy does that to me!

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      Submitted by JoChas88 on Aug 21, 11 at 11:13am

      Then u should get a new one!

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    Submitted by Maeler on Aug 16, 11 at 11:18am

    lmao she sprung

  • Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Aug 16, 11 at 11:18am

    Based on the text starting with a "dude" I'm going to go out on a limb and say OP is one of those macho frat boys that's so far in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.