Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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