A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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