So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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