help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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