i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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