I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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