dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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