Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I am naked and annoyed.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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