Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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