Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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