I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The power of my boobs compel you
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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