dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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