Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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