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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:38pm

    the job is for a pub crawl!! and yes, we were hired

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:59pm

    lmao wow that was a great story despite what any of these fucks are saying. LIVE YOUR LIFE PEOPLE

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:12pm

    Hey it's Chicago... anything goes

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:04pm

    Is this for a strip club or for like Manor/Rino/Encleve type of place? Very curious.

  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:37pm

    I second that 2:44...p.s....I'm hiring right now...

  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:56pm

    yeah, can you text that many characters? fake-a-roony

  • 69 47
    Submitted by TheBigMac on Apr 14, 10 at 10:40am

    You can text that much, get a smart phone then you can type all you want.

  • 69 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:32pm

    I don't know what all that meant but sounds like you're starting on Monday.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    Can you really text this many words??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:09pm

    Hired? Doubtful. Taking advantage of someone and respecting them enough to make them colleagues = very different.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:42pm

    i was gonna say strip club. sounds like they aced the interview

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:46pm

    omg women kissing quick someone call them a slut

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:38pm

    Hired? As prostitutes?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:01pm

    Ow you could text thos much have shitty carriers... At

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:52pm

    Sounds like an awesome night! These people who don't think you can text that many words must have really old phones

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    that's not a job. retards.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44pm

    i'm curious what the job is too. gogo dancing was my first thought. not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44pm

    hahaha dude i fucking commend you! what a story... fuck these idiots who have to justify their lives by sitting at home on their comp. calling you sluts just because they are either ugly or married (which is pretty much the same thing) LIVE IT UP!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:25am

    I think this is how the Obamas met.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:03pm

    Just another night at hooters...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:50pm

    i thought it was really funny and it sounds like something i would do.

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:52am

    usually it's 160 characters, unless it's verizon-verizon or something of that nature. then you can type at least 1120 characters