Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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