I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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